Derek is a fuckboi name, just like Chad is. Especially when it’s spelled Derrick. I don’t make the rules. That’s just how she wrote it.
So, imagine: a Derek/Derrick screws you over*, you appropriately, or at least metaphorically, “threw your his shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs” as Icona Pop immortalized. Now what?
*Note: this fuckery is som…
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